Greetings
once again my friends and welcome to the back to school edition of the Pipeline.
As summer comes to a close with the final long weekend of the season, I bring
you news from the world of porn. With more movement than a Pedro Martinez
slider, the world of smut has been playing musical chairs, revolving doors a few
games of can you top this? We have much to cover this month so I shall not keep
you in suspense for too long.
Leading
off the news this month is the biggest of many announcements from Extreme
Associates. Porn legend Tom Byron has called it quits as a performer. After
twenty years in front of the camera, The Icon has decided to retire and focus
all of his attention on behind the camera activities. With more movies than
anyone could count to his credit, Byron ends his award winning performing career
as the undisputed king of porn.
Ever the
innovators, the folks at Shanes World are trying something new these days. With
Shanes World 31 they have introduced a new character. The movie, The Life &
Times of Drunky Bear mirrors a style popularized by MTVs Jackass series. New
Shanes World publicist Calli Cox stated We found a group of friends and caught
them doing their crazy stunts on tape. Then we took it to the next level and
added sex that everyone can relate to, appreciate, and enjoy. Not only do these
friends shock viewers with their spontaneous ideas, but they are also the ones
involved in the sex. Why-
Because
they want to! They are what Johnny Knoxville would be if cable allowed it.
Although #31 follows the path set by previous numbers in the series, the latest
edition also adds something new. Shanes World is continuing to market their
product to the younger college crowd. However, now instead of just mixing porn
stars, sex, and fun, weve added the elements of comedy, reality, and even a
little shock value, said Cox. We feel that Drunky the Bear will be the
beginning of a new genre of adult entertainment, Cox added. Our goal is to
produce material that is different, but just as good as what is out there.
Weve done that with Drunky the Bear.
Elegant
Angel announced back in April that sexy Brit Layla Jade was the new Buttwoman.
With her first movie, Layla Jade Is Born to be Buttwoman set to hit shelves in
last September; ElA has her out doing the full media tour. One of the stops on
her press tour was right here in Pipeline. Lay and I did our third interview
that can be read in its entirety on this site. The first movie isnt even out
and there are already plans for a second Layla/Buttwoman movie planned. In
addition to this great honor, Layla has been doing some great work for other
companies. She is back in the States and still shooting as a free agent so we
should see her in a lot of projects over the next few months. Her web site,
www.laylajade.com is also finally up and running after many trails and
tribulations.
Former
Seymore Butts contract girl McKayla Matthews has been spotted again. With
Seymore tied up with his legal battles, McKayla took a few months off to get
herself focused on her next career move. As a prime free agent, the beautiful
blonde will be making a trip back to LA later this month to start shooting
again. By phone McKayla told me that she would be interested in a contract and
hopes to talk with a few companies about just such a deal. In the meantime, she
has some shoots lined up with some very high profile directors and is in the
running for at least one high profile project that youll be reading about
farther down this page.
Another
former Contract Girl is on her way back into porn. Jessica Darlin was one of the
original Extreme Girls and after taking some time off, she is on the fast track
to regaining her popularity. Starting things off with a bang, the sexy blonde
babe has set up shoots with Jules Jordan and Lexington Steele with plans to work
for a number of other top directors very soon. Welcome back Jessica, we cant
wait to see more of you.
After a
six month hiatus, Extreme Associates controversial Tom Zupko is back behind the
camera. His latest effort, Ass Alien, is as strange as ever and promises to be
Zupkos funniest effort to date as well. Ass Alien, stars Extreme contract girl
Veronica Caine, Samantha Sterlyng, Summer Cummings, Caramel, Britni, Savannah
Rain, Misty and newcomer Joe Daddy as the teenage extraterrestrial from the
planet Caboose more interested in Earth girls than he is the native sluts. Zupko
elaborates: "The Ass Alien steals one of his Dad's inter-dimensional "joy
saucers" and visits various periods in Earth's History that feature some of
Earth's most notorious seductresses, including Juliet, Cleopatra, and Veronica
Caine herself. The Ass Alien blasts them with his Ass Gun which turns them into
ravenous anal freaks, and then pretends he's a director on a porno set. Ass
Alien, you see, was weaned on hardcore American porn and is being chased across
the Universe by Sheba the Intergalactic Bounty Hunter who must make him spill
stalactite by his 201st Star date or he will remain a Cabossian larva the rest
of his life. She always arrives too late, when he's already dropped like 15
loads."
While they
may lack some of the punch and shock value of a Zupko feature, there are two
other movies that fans of adult features should look out for this month. Digital
Playground is set to release Rush with Devon. This is the second Nic Andrews
feature for the company and features some amazing gun battles in between sexual
romps form Devon, Alexa Rae and Avy Scott. For those of you who really want to
be impressed, mark September 23rd on your calendar and pick up
Ass Collector from Evil Angel.
Rocco Siffredi has outdone himself this time. I was
given and advanced copy and pulled the following comments from an Evil Angel
press release. And one of our favorite reviewers, Roger T. Pipe, was perhaps
the most impressed after his private viewing of Rocco's latest movie.
"Unforgettable, groundbreaking and nothing short of amazing.... Ass Collector
sets a new standard for adult features." "It is unlike any adult film you will
see this year. It has everything, a compelling story, amazing locations, fine
acting, technical brilliance and sex that will blow you away. There is no
question in my mind, Ass Collector is the best adult feature of 2002, it's the
best adult movie in years. " -- Roger T. Pipe, www.rogreviews.com
Look for The Ass Collector
at your local video store or on your favorite internet site September 23, 2003.
From Rocco Siffredi Productions and Evil Angel Productions
The battle
between Digital Playground and Digital Sin continues to give us some of the
hottest interactive DVDs on the market. DP announced this week that Janine would
be the star of their next Virtual Sex DVD. No guys for the long time Vivid
beauty, but we are promised some anal action. DS has porns other blonde
superstar lined up for the next My Plaything disc. Jenna Jameson has already
done one MP disc, but this time shes going to take some real dick. (The last
one had Jenna banged by Vivid Girl Briana Banks.) Both discs promise to give
fans a closer look at both blonde bombshell. Now when are we going to see
Virtual Sex with Aurora Snow or My Plaything- Serenity?
It seems
that porn is really becoming a family business. First it was David and Davina
Hardman, then Angela and Ice D'Angelo, now we get a father and son porn
performing duo. (Not to mention Houston and her grand daughter Bridgette Kerkove)
Sin City
is set to shoot a feature staring porn stud Dillon Day and his father. The
movie, directed by Michael Raven and called Island Rain has attracted global
media attention thanks to the father/son tandem. Sin City's
Scott Justice offered his take on the novelty, "Never before have a father
and son appeared in sexual roles in an adult Production.
Sin City is
committed to provide the consumer with new and novel sexual scenarios. "Performer
Dillon Day, who will be working with his father, suggested that this Production
will strengthen his family ties. "My dad and I have always been very close.
This will just make our relationship that much tighter. I mean how many guys can
say that they've watched their dad receive oral?" The real question is how
many of us would particularly want to see dear old dad getting a hummer?
In a last
minute bit of news, performer/director Brandon Iron has landed at Red Light
District. Ive been told that this is an exclusive deal that has Brandon locked
up along with Vince Vouyer and David Luger. It also ends Brandons brief time
with West Coast Productions who still have Michael Stefano, but are down one
white Canadian guy. Any ideas as to who might fill that void?
As I write
this, the possibility of another baseball work stoppage looms large. While this
would be a horrible thing for sports fans everywhere, it cant measure to the
loss of a true sports legend. Chick Hearn has passed and the sports world is
worse of for it. Growing up in Southern California and hating the Lakers, Chick
was the voice of the enemy, but oh what a voice. Listening to basketball will
never be as vivid, as magical and will never, ever be the same. As a friend of
mine pointed out, Chick was probably greeted at the pearly gates by Johnny Most
who bought him his first afterlife beer. Oh think of the pick up games they will
be able to call now.
In closing
I want to say thank you all for reading. I hope you are all healthy, happy and
safe. As we say good bye to summer, dont forget to show off that tan before it
fades. And ladies, dont go putting away the short skirts just yet, we still
have several months to ogle those fine legs you have.
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