Stormy is the galactic Princess who is the key to peace in this tale, but she seems more interested in giving up a piece of her tail. She invites Trevor to her room, shares a few drinks with him and serves up a royal helping of fresh pussy. Within moments, he is hard and ready to let the busty blonde beauty ride his rocket. After a short, well-shot fuck, Stormy kneels and strokes his cream out onto her very pretty face.

Devinn Lane and Mike Horner are evil polar opposites to Stormy’s creamy goodness. They nearly blow the whole thing by blowing up her ship. This gives us a chance to check out some impressive CGI and a rather humorous exchange between Horner and a computer voice. (Care of 2001:A Space Odyssey.) There is one survivor (Scott Styles) from the ship and Devinn has ways of making him talk. She has Kim Chambers appear to torture the poor lad. Working her tongue up and down his shaft. Kim is one of the best cock suckers in all of porn and she brings her A-game to the table for this one. She uses her powerful legs for some hard-core reverse cowgirl and then bends over to take it from behind, Hard-bodied Kim takes matters into both hands as she strokes a thick load of protein into her mouth and happily sucks out every last drop.

Across the universe, Evan Stone is happy running his casino, vaporizing gamblers and chatting it up with his blue girlfriend. (Jessica Drake.) One of his men finds the Princess’s escape pod and an uneasy alliance if formed. She and her droid-servant (Randy Spears) hitch a hide, but are put to work to earn their passage. Spears becomes a pleasure droid and gets his job when Kaylani Lei comes in to use him. They exchange some rather funny dialog, but what we really care about is watching this gorgeous Asian babe work her body up and down his. Kaylani takes his cock out of his pants and sucks it like she really wants her money’s worth. This woman with a dick in her mouth is one of the sights that keeps getting me out of bed every morning to do this job. She has a body that looks great from every angle, though most of this scene has her in cowgirl. (And for a tiny thing, doesn’t she have the hottest freaking ass?) I like the RC best of all as she bounces hard in just her cool, strappy shoes and a smile. Her gorgeous face makes the facial finish just perfect.

As Stormy tries to adjust from going to Princess to waitress (Porn star symbolism perhaps?) Evan is busy keeping his blue babe happy. I love Jessica Drake, but I can’t help but focus on the body make and wondering how badly it’s going to smear during sex. She manages to keep herself pretty smudge-free during a short blowjob. Her body looks fantastic when she’s bent over, but I can’t help, I just keep thinking of Jessica as “Slutty Smurf” as she gets banged. Somehow her make up stays on and Evan’s balls don’t even turn blue. After watching Jessica in RC and with cum fired at her pretty face, I may never be able to watch Blue Man Group without getting a boner.

The evil duo catch up with Stone’s ship and put the squeeze on them. To hide her identity, Storm has to pose as a stripper. Devinn takes Evan to the Holodeck, but he pulls them out before anything happens. This leaves things open for Steve Hatcher and Katie Morgan to get the job done. It takes her a while to get him out of his space suit, but once Katie gets her eyes on his meat, Hatcher is in one for hell of a blowjob. In a three-hour movie you would hope that such a hot oral sequence wouldn’t be cut short. At least the fucking gets proper attention. Katie looks like she’s lost a little in the chest, but she fucks with as much heat as ever. Hatcher power fucks her from behind and then shoots right onto her face. (If you ever needed to know why I’m so into Katie, check out the look in her eyes as she cleans off his cock.)

Evil triumphs momentarily when Horner captures the Princess and weds her in the Holodeck. Luckily for her, he can shape shift into Julian for some post matrimony boom-boom. The beautiful blonde is appreciative to have his fat cock to work with and does a really nice job of sucking it. The scene has a bit of a cheesy porn music thing going on, but Stormy has good energy and gives us eye candy to spare during the standing doggy. He’s got a big cock to fill her and a big load for her face. This is a really great feature sex scene and Stormy just keeps getting hotter. (Don’t worry though, it’s just a dream.)

Late at night, evil general Kyle Stone finally get some time to himself. He whips out his bottle of Insta-date and pops himself a couple of cuties. The two space-sluts share his dick, doing a great cock and balls tag team. With the wigs, striped leggings and torn fishnets, it looks like Kyle is fucking refuges from some punk disco.

In a rescue scene right out of Star Wars, the Princess nearly gets away. Instead Stormy appears destined to marry the evil overlord, Spears has to do battle in the pit of the death and Evan is forced to fuck Devinn Lane. (I want his agent.) She’s got the creepy horn things coming out of her head, but that barely takes away from the awesome head this babe can give. Her hand techniques are great and thankfully we are treated to a nice long blowjob. Looking to show off her big, perfect tits, she gets into RC. She takes long strokes on his rod, slamming her pussy down hard on his lap. Evan matches her energy by slamming her hard enough to keep the tits moving in any position. He leaves a bit load of ball batter on her face, but that doesn’t save his life.

Stone and Spears escape the pit of death, take on the powers of evil and save the universe. They both get laid as well. After long dialog scenes, the final two fucks are crammed into the last fifteen minutes. Spears gets his own pleasure droid while Stone and Stormy do a short, hot scene. It’s hard to complain about such a great movie, but I think something might have been cut to give us more time to enjoy the blonde star sucking and fucking that big cock.

This is quite a movie. Morgan is known for making really good comedies and this one is going to be right up there with his best. The performances are fantastic. Mike Horner and Randy Spears are on top of their games and Stormy does a really good job as well. With all of the impressive technical aspects and dialog, it would be a crime if the sex were horrible. Thankfully it isn’t. While Morgan is never going to be known for his blistering sex scenes, this movie has some that won’t put you to sleep. Stormy and Devinn carry most of the sexual load, though Kaylani Lei is still the most load-worthy of the girls on hand. This is a feature and as such, has feature-sex so don’t go looking for “Fashionistas” when you pick this one up. It’s a great sex-comedy with cool costumes, clever dialog and a whole lot of eye candy. Add better-than-average feature-sex scenes and you have one of the best features of the year and a slam-dunk for best sex comedy.

EXTRAS:

This could take as long as the movie because are just so many extras. On the main disc, we get a running commentary from Morgan, Spears and Stormy. The audio commentary is funny and insightful with a an added bonus. Periodically, an icon appears that allows us to watch the trio as they do their commentary. This is good primarily because Stormy is naked and actually has fingers in her two lower orifices late in the movie.

On disc two we get a closer look at the poster and review for Spacenuts. The review is a brilliantly written piece by Tod Hunter. (Who somehow managed to say all there is to say about the movie in less than 2,500 words. How does he do that?) There are trailers for 6 Wicked movies, including hard and soft trailers for Space Nuts. Star Stats gives us a closer look at the performers in this movie with a hot button to move directly to a scene with the selected star. The Trivia Game is pretty fun with a very cool reward if you do well.

The photo galleries include some very cool behind the scenes shots as well as plenty of pretty girls shots from the cast. Other features include a well don’t behind the scenes feature, director’s diary, casting call, video photo shoots with the girls, a blooper reel and another half dozen other title-specific extras.

Basically this is the best set of extras I think I’ve ever seen.