Roxy is the first to get busy. Tony like her ass and spanks it a bit before feeding her some cock. His dick is replaced by a big black one that hits the back of her throat with a whole lot of help. There is a shot thrown in here that just doesn’t make sense. Why are we staring at her tummy and his ass? There are now three guys to keep her busy. What should be a very hot blowjob turns out to be a long mess of forced face-fucking that is about as appealing as watching the guys jerk off. (Her face is blocked for fuck’s sake.) The action gets somewhat better when they start fucking her pussy, but the guys still steal far too much of the heat by slapping her. Tony also hasn’t figured out that the guy behind the camera doesn’t have to comment all the time. (Have we learned nothing from the horror that is Ed Powers?) There is some good stuff here as Roxy proves that she loves big cocks in every hole. That gives us some hot DP action, but when did Anabolic become all about slapping girls and guys talking shit? (Maybe Tony thinks that if we are listening to him, we won’t notice how badly one of his guys is struggling to keep wood while fucking Roxy.) After more hard anal and some pointless foot-on-the-face bullshit the scene finally comes to an end with Roxy taking three loads in her mouth. For every good shot in this scene (and there a lot of them) there is at least one that is just fucking useless. It only makes things worse that it’s nearly forty minutes of this. We’re only one scene in and already I’m thinking that this movie needs a serious edit-job.

Shana Knight is going to have a tough time being a sluttier girl than Roxy, but she starts sucking Tony’s cock even before he can ask her if he’s “feelin’ him” ya know what I’m sayin? He is joined by two guys, including the even more vocal Wesley Pipes. She is busy sucking, but listening to these two guys compete for top verbal diarrhea honors sucks even more. They start fucking her ass, but it is so visually sterile and complete cluttered verbally that there is no joy in watching this. I know that Tony wants to do something new for Anabolic, but this is proof that new and different doesn’t mean better. Once again there is some good DP footage but I have been watching Anabolic for a long time and never had to sift through so much crap to get to the good stuff. By the time she sucks them all off, I am just glad to have one more scene in the rear view mirror.

Barbara is a sexy blonde who looks a bit like a young Dru Berrymore. Her body looks really good and I have a feeling that she could do some serious damage to a few guys if she is allowed to. I enjoy the tease, but it is the one thing in this movie that is cut too short. We get some pretty good blowjob footage including great eye contact. (And it’s a lot better if you just mute the mother fucker.) With the sound out of the way there is a lot of good stuff here. Barbara does a nice job with her mouth and responds well to the DP. (Better than the guys who seem to be having more wood problems than Abe Lincoln during a bad termite season.) The anal action is the best so far as this pale young girl gets stuffed by black and white dick. Her mouth is wide open to take every drop of cum in the room before her scene ends.

Rio Mariah is a Brazilian girl who is a well-established super slut with a slammin’ ass and a nice set of bolt-ons. Her interview isn’t very interesting, but with a couple of hard dicks in the picture she becomes a much more active girl. There is some precursory fucking, but we all know that they really just want to oil up that butt and DP her into the next time zone. This footage would be great is someone would tell the “director” know that sometimes it is best to be neither seen nor heard. If you just watch you see that Rio is happy to take any big cock she can find and suck it deep or let it bang her in any hole. She looks as good in this scene as I have ever seen her and we get some awesome footage where she is bent over with a cock up her ass and another down her throat. Rio works really hard to jerk loads into her waiting mouth and swallows them all like the perfect whore.

Isabel impresses Tony into a fit of babbling idiocy before she ever even takes off her clothes. To make matters worse, she shoves her fist in her mouth and then tries to shove it up her ass as well. He shoves his fingers up her ass and makes her taste it. (Dude, do it yourself.) I was trying to figure out why I am so bored and ready for this movie to be over. Besides the obvious reasons, the running time is probably playing into it. We still have two scenes to go and we have already reached the normal running time of an Anabolic movie. If this were a baseball game we could call it extra innings (or as EvilEuro says, “free baseball.”) Instead of a bonus, this just feels like fucking detention. Someone pass me a doodle pad and some extra pencils. I need to drop them and try peeking up that girl’s skirt. Sorry I didn’t mean to take away from the action. Let me get back to it. Yep, still too long, not very well edited and filled with more talk from Tony than heat from the girl. They fuck her ass, feed her cum and we are through with the worst scene in a pretty weak lot.

Christy Lee is the last girl and normally I would consider this a good thing. It is always nice to save the best for last, but I am already so bored by the action and angry that we’re closing in three hours of my time wasted that I have remind myself that this girl is cute, sexy and that watching her get plowed is worth the effort even if I have to sit through the ass-clown running commentary. The tease looks good and she gives great eye contact while sucking on Tony’s cock. He is joined by two black cocks and we finally get to see something that is worth watching. The guys end up slapping her tits though This girl shows great energy and looks really good with her tight pussy stretched. I am sure that I would be praising this scene like crazy if it were handled better, but we still have work too hard to get to the good stuff. She is a great looking girl who fucks with enough energy to carry the scene into the “good” category even with Pipes and Tony working against her. Christy takes their cum in her mouth and shines like a true star stuck in a mostly dismal mess.

I realize that Anabolic has set the bar high and as such my expectations for a great film are always present when I pop one into the player. Perhaps that isn’t fair. The Yankees don’t win every year and even the Beatles missed the mark once or twice. Yeah, it’s not fair that I would hold this movie up against the Anabolic tradition of excellence. Oh well, life ain’t fucking fair and this movie ain’t very fucking good. It would be a lot better if it were cut by about an hour. More is not always better and if someone is going to make a three hour movie, then perhaps they should add more scenes instead of just throwing every second of footage at us. The girls in this movie are cute and they give good scenes. Sadly, Tony T’s style just takes most of that away from us. His constant yapping behind the camera, the slapping, choking and other shit is the kind of crap Anabolic has never had to rely on. What makes it more upsetting is that there is probably a good movie here, but we have to fist through too much junk to get to it. This movie qualifies as one of the most disappointing title I have seen in a very long time.